Show HN: Replacing my OS process scheduler with an LLM

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┏┓ ┏━┓┏━┓╻┏┓╻╻┏ ┏━╸┏━┓┏┓╻┏━╸╻ ┣┻┓┣┳┛┣━┫┃┃┗┫┣┻┓┣╸ ┣┳┛┃┗┫┣╸ ┃ ┗━┛╹┗╸╹ ╹╹╹ ╹╹ ╹┗━╸╹┗╸╹ ╹┗━╸┗━╸ "What if the Linux Kernel had a prefrontal cortex?" The Sassy, Context-Aware Process Manager "Task Manager is boring. BrainKernel is judgmental." BrainKernel is a TUI (Terminal User Interface) process manager that uses an LLM to analyze why a process is running. It doesn't just show CPU usage; it looks at parentage, disk I/O, and behavior history to distinguish between "Critical System Update" (Safe) and "Vendor Bloatware" (Kill). v3.4.0 "The Silent Guardian" Update: Diplomatic Immunity: Automatically detects and protects browsers, chat apps, and IDEs. It will roast them for high CPU usage, but it will never kill them. Automatically detects and protects browsers, chat apps, and IDEs. It will roast them for high CPU usage, but it will never kill them. Stealth Mode: Disguises API traffic to work seamlessly with cloud providers (Groq). Disguises API traffic to work seamlessly with cloud providers (Groq). <1% CPU: Uses Delta Caching to monitor 300+ processes without lagging your machine. Features Cloud & Local: Built for Groq (Cloud) or Ollama (Local). Perfect for laptops that can't run local models. Built for (Cloud) or (Local). Perfect for laptops that can't run local models. Context Aware: It knows that chrome.exe using 40% CPU is probably a video call (Ignore), but McAfee.exe using 40% CPU is a crime (Kill). It knows that using 40% CPU is probably a video call (Ignore), but using 40% CPU is a crime (Kill). Roast Mode: It doesn't just kill processes; it insults them first. It doesn't just kill processes; it insults them first. Hall of Shame: Keeps a permanent record of the worst offenders and the roasts they received. Keeps a permanent record of the worst offenders and the roasts they received. Focus Mode: Define a "Focus App" (e.g., VS Code), and it will aggressively suspend background distractions. Quick Start (Cloud / Groq) Since you aren't running a local LLM, you will use...